The challenge has been cast. The gauntlet thrown down. Many have been called, few have answered. On the planet Hacknor... On Fire Island D, brave contestants will compete. Who will falter? Who will thrive? Who will be
OK gather around Gladiators, First off, I want you to notice on my right your left that the teams have been merged. Congratulations all on getting this far.
Now, I know some of you recognize the room you’re in.
You’re thinking, Gee, isn’t this the room where our genders were changed on us right beneath our noses and/or other body parts? or Gosh, Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator, I’m pretty sure that this is the room that the contestants were in last year when their minds were switched around into other bodies.
Well you’re right and you’re wrong. Here, let me demonstrate by throwing this switch here. See? Your genders weren’t reversed and your minds weren’t thrown into someone else’s body, you were just transformed into a younger version of yourself is all.
Of course, it’s not an exact science, I’m not sure how young you all became, it’s somewhere between 4 years old and 13, you know between cute and obnoxious.
Your challenge is to live in this form for a week and report on your adventures. Let us know what happened and all. Don’t worry, the effects of this transformation really only last a week.
Give or take a few days…
Like I said, it’s not and exact science.
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5 comments:
Somehow I think this is a little awesome.
ok now you've got a basic premise here. Its your character as a child. So I want you to all just think back to when you were a certain age. Make a decision about it.
To help you make that decision thin about a time in your life when thew world was just so very big.
Good now forget all about it and remember how you hate all of the cute shtick and remember the truth about kids.
They are evil little buggers who just want more and more.
Why?
Well I'm not gonna tell you.
Why?
Y is a letter in the alphabet and it comes after Z which stands for Zip it. So shut the hell up you little snots!
You tell 'em Uncle Stinko.
Will a babysitter be required?
Well this should be interesting.
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