The challenge has been cast. The gauntlet thrown down. Many have been called, few have answered. On the planet Hacknor... On Fire Island D, brave contestants will compete. Who will falter? Who will thrive? Who will be
Oh I’ve got exciting news for you, gladiators.
In fact, this is so exciting that you’ll practically flip out over it!
Famous fashion photographer Jay Automatic is bringing his crew to Hacknor!
You’re not flipping yet?
He wants to photograph the contestants!
You’re still not flipping?
The contestants are you!
There, that’s better. Nice flippage.
Jay and/or one of his photographers will work with each of you on the photo shoot; there are many exciting locales that he may take you for this, everything from Fire Island B to Smoke Island 1 to Arctic Island Beta. Go out there and have some fun. The contestant with the best photo shoot wins immunity for his or her team.
Just remember, you have to work it, girl, on the runway, supermodel, make love to the camera. That is unless you’re too sexy for the camera.
One more thing, the most important piece of all: We have a guest judge.
Space detective, space pirate, superhero extraordinaire, and fashion critic to the heroes Blockade Boy is generously lending his talents for this challenge. Everyone give the B-Dog a big hand. What? Sorry about calling you that, Mr. B.