Monday, June 2, 2008

Challenge #3

The challenge has been cast. The gauntlet thrown down. Many have been called, few have answered. On the planet Hacknor... On Fire Island D, brave contestants will compete. Who will falter? Who will thrive? Who will be

I’ve got good news and bad news, gladiators.

The good news is that you get to visit the Old Gladiator’s Home on Fire Island V2, the bad news is that the place is infested with space mice.

Yes, space mice, those little creatures that seem to thrive in the oddest places. Though they typically aren’t harmful and are occasionally friendly towards humans, these wily and hardy silicon-based rodents have been known to survive the harshest conditions, chew through wiring, power conduits, and couplers, and carry diseases like the dreaded Space Tourrets Syndrome, the Blue Flu, and the Robot Blues. So be careful!

Your job is to invent a new space mousetrap, catch all those little buggers that you can! Work alone or with teammates, it’s up to you, but the important thing to remember is that these rodents are more than meets the eye (well not literally, they’re not going to transform into a jet plane or a boom box or anything).

Also remember, if you build a better space mousetrap, then the universe will beat a space bath, er space path to your space door.

Good luck and good hunting.

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Mr. Bennet said...

It could be worse. We could be dealing with wascally space wabbits.

Professor Xavier said...

Magneto Tea is horrible. Believe me, I know. He insists on giving cases of it every year for Christmas.

Ciera said...

bite your tongue Bennett!! We don't want to give him idea for the next challenge!!! lol

captain koma said...

I wonder if Space mice are related to wamprats?

Anyone gotta T-16 handy?

Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...

Space wabbits, eh?


Jean-Luc Picard said...

What a scary challenge! Everybody stand on the chair!

West said...

Transformers mousetraps would be made of awesome!