Sunday, June 22, 2008

Challenge #6

The challenge has been cast. The gauntlet thrown down. Many have been called, few have answered. On the planet Hacknor... On Fire Island D, brave contestants will compete. Who will falter? Who will thrive? Who will be

Love, exciting and new
Come Aboard. We're expecting you.

Love, life's sweetest reward.
Let it flow, it floats back to you.

Love Boat soon will be making another run
The Love Boat promises something for everyone

Set a course for adventure,
Your mind on a new romance.

Love won't hurt anymore
It's an open smile on a friendly shore.

Love Boat soon will be making another run
The Love Boat promises something for everyone
Set a course for adventure,
Your mind on a new romance.

Love won't hurt anymore

It's an open smile on a friendly shore.

It's the Love Boat-ah! It's the Love Boat-ah!

As you can see, Gladiators, the producers of this show have obtained a Leviathan and have converted it into a luxury liner. Leviathans, as I’m sure you know, are living ships -- immense space faring creatures that bond with a Pilot and can travel great distances via starbursting. Though typically a creature of peaceful solitude, Leviathans often take on passengers or are used in transporting materiel over vast distances in space.

You have all been given functions on this ship; your job is to entertain the B-List of celebrities and has-beens who are going on the cruise. Your must also to make sure these special guest stars find their true love. Don’t worry, it’ll be easy because this is the Love Boat Leviathan, people fall in love on these cruises all the time. Plus there’s a laugh track, so you’ve got that going for you. Which is nice.

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captain koma said...

I'm missing out on this.


Mr. Bennet said... know, they're like Ogres.

Ciera said...

I'm rooting for you Nepharia!!!

West said...

OMG! I must have that DVD!

Sylar said...

Mr. Glasses is my daddy?!

Nepharia said...

Who the heck thinks of this stuff?

Jean-Luc Picard said...

Is there an iceberg dead ahead?

Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...

Oh no, Captain, that would end the agony too quickly.

captain koma said...

Hey wasn't Terri Hatcher one of the Mermaids?

Professor Xavier said...

I'm the doctor??

I guess that's cause he gets all the chicks, right?

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