Tuesday, May 13, 2008

Shall we begin? Part Deux

The challenge has been cast. The gauntlet thrown down. Many have been called, few have answered. On the planet Hacknor... On Fire Island D, brave contestants will compete. Who will falter? Who will thrive? Who will be




Now for the teams.

Mr Bennet is the Captain of the Malfians. The Malfians are (of course) a proud and strong warrior race who've modeled their existence after one of the proudest and strongest warriors ever, Ralph Malf.



Erifia Apoc is the Captain of the Mutants on the Bounty, also named after a proud and noble race of, er, disfigured mutants who kind of threw their captain overboard and took over the ship yadda yadda yadda, everyone had pancakes. Great story.

In keeping with Section 1A, subsection II, paragraph B2b, heading 5, subheading 4a of some manual I just made up, you will take turns choosing sides. The other competitors are listed below in no particular order:

Hotstuff
Captain Koma
Professor Xavier
Gyrobo
Sylar
Kon-El
West Rosen
Ciera
Merlyn Gabriel
Darth Nepharia

Take turns in the comments choosing, and remember choosies, if you're picked last don't feel bad because you're all winners. Though some are more so than others.

22 comments:

Mr. Bennet said...

Well, I know in competitions like these, sex appeal is most important. And since I can't choose Erifia, I'll have to go with Hotstuff. I just hope she's as sexy as the name suggests.

Team Malfa:
-Mr. Bennet
-Hotstuff

Erifia Apoc said...

Thank you Mr. Bennet, you're sexy too, but nowhere near as Sexy as...

Team Bounty
-Erifia Apoc
-Nepharia

Mr. Bennet said...

Oh, nos! Looks like we'll be outnumbered by Jedi. Good thing they're easily killed by trickery. Nobody's a better trickster than my arch-nemesis, Sylar.

Team Malfa:
-Mr. Bennet
-Hotstuff
-Sylar

Erifia Apoc said...

Cute indeed sir... And I think I will choose the race of my Archnemesi: Latin Plurals are fun.

Gyrobo

Team Bounty
-Erifia
-Nepharia
-Gyrobo

Mr. Bennet said...

Ha! Sabatoge yourself with that silly robot. I'm going with a far less silly human being (if you can call a writer human, that is). I'm picking a consummate sharer of soulful insights, Ciera.

Team Malfa:
-Mr. Bennet
-Hotstuff
-Sylar
-Ciera

Erifia Apoc said...

Well... You may pick someone with soulful insights, but I am picking someone who can read your mind and control your Actions...

X, baby, you're mine.

Team Bounty
-Erifia
-Nepharia
-Gyrobo
-Prof. X

Mr. Bennet said...

Ooh, a bald cripple...I'm scared! West can fly, and that's just cool.

Team Malfa:
-Mr. Bennet
-Hotstuff
-Sylar
-Ciera
-West

Erifia Apoc said...

Oooo... Fly.... Why take just one power when you can have several... I'll take the Half-Good Superman, and Half-Bad Luthor, Kon-El baby... You're my (eye candy) team-mate.

Team Bounty:
-Erifia
-Nepharia
-Gyrobo
-Prof. X
-Kon-El

Mr. Bennet said...

Hmm...choices, choice...the guy in the cape looks tough, but why's he crying? Suck it up, Koma, you're a Malfian now.

The Malfians:
-Mr. Bennet
-Hotstuff
-Sylar
-Ciera
-West
-Captain Koma

Erifia Apoc said...

It's because he's good... And we all know that people love being evil more... But anyway... I get lasties, and I couldn't have asked for the better liquor at the bottom of the barrel, Miss Gabriel, if you would be so kind to join our side, I'm sure we can wreck some Malfian face.

Team Bounty
-Erifia
-Nepharia
-Gyrobo
-Prof. X
-Kon-El
-Miss Merlyn Gabriel

Take that Malfia.

Mr. Bennet said...

Wow, we actually accomplished this task with minimal injuries. (At least now West knows not to fly up behind Sylar unless he wants a hubcap in his face.)

Erifia Apoc said...

Yes we did... It'll be a pleasure facing you in armed, unarmed, intellectual, emotional, and psychological combat, Mr. Bennet.

Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...

Wow, that was dizzying.

Mr. Bennet said...

I just hope we have some posthumous gubernatorial food fights...now that's what I call a competition.

Ugh, gross...apparently Hotstuff is a guy. Can't we have shower curtains or something?

Erifia Apoc said...

I just thought you liked well built demons... And I didn't want to humiliate you then... I wanted to wait for it to sink in, then make it uber embarrassing for you...

It begins already.

captain koma said...

You know this is the problem with being in a different time zone to everyone else.

You get picked last

Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...

You didn't get picked last, Koma, you got picked second to last.

Ciera said...

wow, that was dizzying.

Thnx Mr. B

Hotstuff said...

I am not a girl and OH GAH Kon is on the opposite team as me



that is like so terrible because

well you just dont know how he is

Jean-Luc Picard said...

I can see the blood flying already!

Kon-El said...

Sweet I'm eye candy.

Gyrobo said...

You had me at "pancakes".