The challenge has been cast. The gauntlet thrown down. Many have been called, few have answered. On the planet Hacknor... On Fire Island D, brave contestants will compete. Who will falter? Who will thrive? Who will be
Now for the teams.
Mr Bennet is the Captain of the Malfians. The Malfians are (of course) a proud and strong warrior race who've modeled their existence after one of the proudest and strongest warriors ever, Ralph Malf.
Erifia Apoc is the Captain of the Mutants on the Bounty, also named after a proud and noble race of, er, disfigured mutants who kind of threw their captain overboard and took over the ship yadda yadda yadda, everyone had pancakes. Great story.
In keeping with Section 1A, subsection II, paragraph B2b, heading 5, subheading 4a of some manual I just made up, you will take turns choosing sides. The other competitors are listed below in no particular order:
Take turns in the comments choosing, and remember choosies, if you're picked last don't feel bad because you're all winners. Though some are more so than others.