The challenge has been cast. The gauntlet thrown down. Many have been called, few have answered. On the planet Hacknor... On Fire Island D, brave contestants will compete. Who will falter? Who will thrive? Who will be
Now for the teams.
Mr Bennet is the Captain of the Malfians. The Malfians are (of course) a proud and strong warrior race who've modeled their existence after one of the proudest and strongest warriors ever, Ralph Malf. 
Erifia Apoc is the Captain of the Mutants on the Bounty, also named after a proud and noble race of, er, disfigured mutants who kind of threw their captain overboard and took over the ship yadda yadda yadda, everyone had pancakes. Great story. In keeping with Section 1A, subsection II, paragraph B2b, heading 5, subheading 4a of some manual I just made up, you will take turns choosing sides. The other competitors are listed below in no particular order:
Hotstuff
Captain Koma
Professor Xavier
Gyrobo
Sylar
Kon-El
West Rosen
Ciera
Merlyn Gabriel
Darth Nepharia
Take turns in the comments choosing, and remember choosies, if you're picked last don't feel bad because you're all winners. Though some are more so than others.
22 comments:
Well, I know in competitions like these, sex appeal is most important. And since I can't choose Erifia, I'll have to go with Hotstuff. I just hope she's as sexy as the name suggests.
Team Malfa:
-Mr. Bennet
-Hotstuff
Thank you Mr. Bennet, you're sexy too, but nowhere near as Sexy as...
Team Bounty
-Erifia Apoc
-Nepharia
Oh, nos! Looks like we'll be outnumbered by Jedi. Good thing they're easily killed by trickery. Nobody's a better trickster than my arch-nemesis, Sylar.
Team Malfa:
-Mr. Bennet
-Hotstuff
-Sylar
Cute indeed sir... And I think I will choose the race of my Archnemesi: Latin Plurals are fun.
Gyrobo
Team Bounty
-Erifia
-Nepharia
-Gyrobo
Ha! Sabatoge yourself with that silly robot. I'm going with a far less silly human being (if you can call a writer human, that is). I'm picking a consummate sharer of soulful insights, Ciera.
Team Malfa:
-Mr. Bennet
-Hotstuff
-Sylar
-Ciera
Well... You may pick someone with soulful insights, but I am picking someone who can read your mind and control your Actions...
X, baby, you're mine.
Team Bounty
-Erifia
-Nepharia
-Gyrobo
-Prof. X
Ooh, a bald cripple...I'm scared! West can fly, and that's just cool.
Team Malfa:
-Mr. Bennet
-Hotstuff
-Sylar
-Ciera
-West
Oooo... Fly.... Why take just one power when you can have several... I'll take the Half-Good Superman, and Half-Bad Luthor, Kon-El baby... You're my (eye candy) team-mate.
Team Bounty:
-Erifia
-Nepharia
-Gyrobo
-Prof. X
-Kon-El
Hmm...choices, choice...the guy in the cape looks tough, but why's he crying? Suck it up, Koma, you're a Malfian now.
The Malfians:
-Mr. Bennet
-Hotstuff
-Sylar
-Ciera
-West
-Captain Koma
It's because he's good... And we all know that people love being evil more... But anyway... I get lasties, and I couldn't have asked for the better liquor at the bottom of the barrel, Miss Gabriel, if you would be so kind to join our side, I'm sure we can wreck some Malfian face.
Team Bounty
-Erifia
-Nepharia
-Gyrobo
-Prof. X
-Kon-El
-Miss Merlyn Gabriel
Take that Malfia.
Wow, we actually accomplished this task with minimal injuries. (At least now West knows not to fly up behind Sylar unless he wants a hubcap in his face.)
Yes we did... It'll be a pleasure facing you in armed, unarmed, intellectual, emotional, and psychological combat, Mr. Bennet.
Wow, that was dizzying.
I just hope we have some posthumous gubernatorial food fights...now that's what I call a competition.
Ugh, gross...apparently Hotstuff is a guy. Can't we have shower curtains or something?
I just thought you liked well built demons... And I didn't want to humiliate you then... I wanted to wait for it to sink in, then make it uber embarrassing for you...
It begins already.
You know this is the problem with being in a different time zone to everyone else.
You get picked last
You didn't get picked last, Koma, you got picked second to last.
wow, that was dizzying.
Thnx Mr. B
I am not a girl and OH GAH Kon is on the opposite team as me
that is like so terrible because
well you just dont know how he is
I can see the blood flying already!
Sweet I'm eye candy.
You had me at "pancakes".
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