Saturday, May 10, 2008

Reality Show Superstardom, Here I Come

I'm so excited to be taking part in Last Gladiator Standing III! Finally, it'll be my chance to show everybody how I am the supreme alien, even more alien than the actual aliens in the contest. Even though reality shows like Survivor and American Idol are for petty robots who are too stupid to look up and see the wonder around them, I'm using opportunities like this and my previous run on Sylar's Bachelor to soar and show that creep in the horn-rimmed glasses that he can't keep a good alien down.

So, here's my introduction: My name is West Rosen, and although I currently live in Costa Verde, California, St. Louis is my hometown. I can fly circles around all y'all, and I pick up hot blonde chicks that regenerate or shoot lightning out of their hands. I made it to the final four on Sylar's Bachelor, only to be voted off after Richard Simmons tore out my jugular vein.

This time, however, it will be me who will do the tearing out of jugulars, and I will fly aross the sky with your blood trailing behind me like a jet stream. Witness my wrath and tremble, you pathetic cyborgs! West Rosen is your God!

PS: I look awesome in my Optimus Prime costume, too.


Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...

Welcome to Hacknor, you crazy alien you and good luck.

Nepharia said...

Yes, welcome from the rest of the crazy aliens.

Hotstuff said...

HIya and welcome

Mr. Bennet said...

Don't get cocky, kid.