Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, to the greatest adventure of them all. No, not the Shrek ride at Universal Studios, I’m talking about Last Gladiator Standing III. Is everyone ready to rock and/or roll?
As we begin, let’s take a moment to meet our judges.
The Henchman, with cybernetic limbs, the ability to summon demons, and a winning smile. The Henchman is the number one Number Two in the business.
Lieutenant Commander Oneida, expert hacker and the loveliest slicer and dicer this side of a galaxy far, far away. But does this warrior for good have a dark side herself? We may find out.
Now onto business. Of course we need to divide the group into teams. How shall I do this fair and equitably? How can I split these people so they have reasonably equal strengths and weaknesses on both teams? How can I do this fairly and squarely?
Screw it, first two commenters will be team captains.