Tuesday, July 29, 2008

The Final Challenge

The challenge has been cast. The gauntlet thrown down. Many have been called, few have answered and only two remain. On the planet Hacknor... On Fire Island D, brave contestants will compete. Who will falter? Who will thrive? Who will be

This is it ladies and gentlemen, the final challenge, the final countdown, the final of the final, the toughest challenge yet.

Two men (er sorta, I guess) have battled their way to get to this very spot right now. These two have overcome obstacles and trials and have persevered where others have fallen.

Will the winner be the "lady" or the paper tiger?

In this hat is your final challenge.

(We got it cheap at an estate sale. Some old dude who ran a school for wizards died and it was everything must go. As my esteemed colleague Henchman might say “Haw haw.”)

Draw a piece of paper from the hat and see what your final challenge will be.

Oh yes, by the way, like last year you are drawing for your opponent. So draw the paper and see what his challenge will be.

Sylar and Bennet, post your challenge when you draw it.

All contestants as well as judges will be judging the final round.

That is all.

Last Gladiator Standing III was brought to you in part The Mullet of Atlantis.

The Mullet of Atlantis is in fine bookstores everywhere.


Nepharia said...

Oh, Pick me! Pick me!

Jean-Luc Picard said...

Everybody watch the fun!

Ciera said...

This ought to be interesting...