Monday, July 14, 2008

Challenge 8, the vote

The challenge has been cast. The gauntlet thrown down. Many have been called, few have answered. On the planet Hacknor... On Fire Island D, brave contestants will compete. Who will falter? Who will thrive? Who will be

Well Gladiators, whose new gimmick is to leave the contest?

When he heard the challenge, who said "Gimmick schmimmick?"

Well, not literally, but you know what I mean.

Professor Xavier, you are not the Last Gladiator Standing, goodbye.

Well, some good will come of it, at least now you have the time to devote into running my presidential campaign right?

Stay tuned for the next challenge.

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Professor Xavier said...

* does a spit take*

Mr. Bennet said...

Technically he never was standing.

Professor Xavier said...

Your just mad because I made you do the wild monkey thing with Granny Goodeness.

Jean-Luc Picard said...

Professor X bites the dust.