Monday, July 21, 2008

Challenge 10

The challenge has been cast. The gauntlet thrown down. Many have been called, few have answered. On the planet Hacknor... On Fire Island D, brave contestants will compete. Who will falter? Who will thrive? Who will be

It’s down to the Final Three, Gladiators. Congratulations on making it this far.

There is just this one thing though.

I don’t think you three really fully understand and appreciate what it’s like to be a contestant in the Intergalactic Gladiator Entertainment.

That’s why I’m assigning each of you to tag along with a gladiator for a week so you can see how it’s done.

West, you get to hang with the Giant Swell.

Sylar, you will accompany Thunder Thighs.

Bennett are to tag along with Bone Grinder. OK, technically he’s not a combatant any more as he’s retired and all and of course, he’s not quite all there upstairs. But he needs the money and we figured he was here the last two years, so why not feature him once more.

Who knows what excitement you’ll face while with these Gladiators, maybe you’ll help fight thir arch enemies or even get to wash out their trunks. It’ll be an exciting few days though, that’s for sure.

And in an interesting twist, all of the competitors from Last Gladiator Standing III are going to judge. That’s right, everyone you kicked out now has a say in who will be the final two.

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Ciera said...

oh yay - jumping up and down for joy.

Sylar said...

So now I have to start seducing former contestants?

Geez, I know I have a hot body, but why is it always about seducing?

Jean-Luc Picard said...

This should be a good challenge...

Nepharia said...

Gosh....just when I thought it couldn't get any worse....

Kon-El said...

Ew no.

Gyrobo said...

I know that phone number isn't real because I've tried to dial it before.

To the Readatorium!