Challenge #6, the vote

The challenge has been cast. The gauntlet thrown down. Many have been called, few have answered. On the planet Hacknor... On Fire Island D, brave contestants will compete. Who will falter? Who will thrive? Who will be

Well Gladiators, who in the baseball game of love just struck out?






Who instead of finding true love on the Love Boat Leviathan found a great big handful of jack squat?





Who thought the phrase "Love is a battlefield" meant that you must include mustard gas?




Who's stranded all alone in the gas station of love
And has to use the self-service pumps?

Nepharia, you are not the Last Gladiator Standing, goodbye.




Stay tuned for the next challenge.

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Challenge #6

The challenge has been cast. The gauntlet thrown down. Many have been called, few have answered. On the planet Hacknor... On Fire Island D, brave contestants will compete. Who will falter? Who will thrive? Who will be

Love, exciting and new
Come Aboard. We're expecting you.

Love, life's sweetest reward.
Let it flow, it floats back to you.


Love Boat soon will be making another run
The Love Boat promises something for everyone

Set a course for adventure,
Your mind on a new romance.

Love won't hurt anymore
It's an open smile on a friendly shore.
Yes LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE! It's LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE! (hey-ah!)

Love Boat soon will be making another run
The Love Boat promises something for everyone
Set a course for adventure,
Your mind on a new romance.

Love won't hurt anymore

It's an open smile on a friendly shore.

It's LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE! It's LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE! It's
LOOOOOOOOOOOVE!
It's the Love Boat-ah! It's the Love Boat-ah!



As you can see, Gladiators, the producers of this show have obtained a Leviathan and have converted it into a luxury liner. Leviathans, as I’m sure you know, are living ships -- immense space faring creatures that bond with a Pilot and can travel great distances via starbursting. Though typically a creature of peaceful solitude, Leviathans often take on passengers or are used in transporting materiel over vast distances in space.

You have all been given functions on this ship; your job is to entertain the B-List of celebrities and has-beens who are going on the cruise. Your must also to make sure these special guest stars find their true love. Don’t worry, it’ll be easy because this is the Love Boat Leviathan, people fall in love on these cruises all the time. Plus there’s a laugh track, so you’ve got that going for you. Which is nice.

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